Last year, I previewed the college football season with a bunch of made-up questions from fictitious readers mailbag. This season, I’m taking a different approach, bringing you up to speed on all the biggest offseason news and making fearless predictions for the opening weekend. Fasten your seat belts, fans, this is going to be as bumpy as a Bobby Petrino motorcycle ride.
Which one of the following college football headlines did not appear in The Onion?
- Texas A&M Fans Celebrate 1999 Alamo Bowl Victory Over Penn State
- NCAA Abandons BCS, Implements New Argument-Based System for Determining College Football Rankings
- Stanford Renames Coordinator Position Title ‘Andrew Luck Directorship of Offense’