Michigan is the target of many of my lyrics in this week’s college football rap recap:
Here are the lyrics, delivered over Dr. Dre’s “What’s the Difference”:
It started on Thursday: a couple of shootouts
UCLA scored 62 in Bruins rout
They’d been fallin in the rankings
Just cuz they won a few close games without no spankings
Now they’re hankering for a playoff seed
But let me tell you what this new playoff needs:
Four great teams we need ’em to rise up
Not eight decent ones that we have to divide up
It’s only Week 5 but five bucks
Says three SEC teams are sized up and with my luck
A fifth gets in plus this just in:
That crashing sound you heard was Michigan
What’s wrong with Hoke and Co.?
I hope that Bo’s not rolling over and seeing the smoke that blows
Over this tire fire and what I admired
Is now a program where tickets go for Coca Cola
Hold up, no you know what?
Brandon needs to go like Homer needs a donut
This is so nuts anyway Seminoles rolled
And A&M too but they have holes
25 completions in a row?
That’s more than all season for New Mexico
Charlie’s gone who’s next to go?
I guess I know it has nothing to do with an X or O
I have arbitrarily decided that last season is no longer a factor in my playoff predictions. That means Florida State is no longer the top seed:
The Sportswriting of Andrew Kahn 
Seems like OU’s defense is better than that of Baylor’s, which is why I have OU in my playoff bracket. I also think that FSU will lose at least one game but can still get into the playoff with an ACC championship.
You’re not wrong, nor are you the first to point out I “mistakenly” had Baylor over OU. I just think Baylor is better, even if Oklahoma’s resume is more impressive right now. Time will tell!