Here is my rap for the second week of the college football season. It was a bad week for the Big Ten in general and Michigan in particular, and the lyrics reflect that:

For the older crowd, here are the lyrics:

Notre Dame played Michigan one last time

Now we know why the Irish dissed em

It wasn’t cuz they scurred that would be absurd

They wanted better competition

Their quarterback cheated on his classes

Took a year off and mastered his passes

Now his mind works faster

So for UM and the Big Ten it was a disaster

Outscored by the MAC

State didn’t show up after half and the Bucks were flat

Other top teams snacked

On cupcakes next week we get another batch

No lyin

Fournette scored for the first time ever and then did the Heisman

USC won give em credit

And their AD made sure we won’t forget it

Pat Haden was just demonstratin’

Why the playoff committee is bound to be hated

Remote in hand I perused the set

Oh no did Terry Bowden lose a bet?

Orange hair is weird but even more so

Is the Duck and a Duck version of Corso

Arkansas State’s my new favorite team

Walley World Bowl twenty fourteen